Apr. 25th, 2010
It turns out that Paul the cat isn't actually Paul. He's a she. I decided to rename her to Dorris, because it didn't feel right to just take Paul and add some femininity to it, like Paula or Pauline or something. That's just too expected.
Let's just say that Dorris has a really huge package, for a she cat, and that's what lead to the confusion. Thankfully the vet cleared up the matter.
If only you didn't have to stare into a cat's backside so much to determine their gender, like cartoony eyelashes and blue eye shadow.
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